BABY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES
An adult female took a gamble in the 17600 block of Garden Way NE when she decided to make some shopping selections in the baby aisle and exit without anteing up at the check stand. She was asked to cash in her chips and was released pending theft charges.
SUGAR AND SPICE ...
... and not very nice. A man with baking on his mind attempted to abscond with some vanilla from the aforementioned store at Garden Way NE. The Betty Crocker wannabe will have to put those dreams on temporary hold pending theft charges.
A victim in the 14600 block of NE 174th Street was unaware that his class ring had been stolen until he was contacted by Snohomish County detectives who recovered the ring after it was pawned. This most forgiving of fellows declined to assist detectives in the prosecution of the case.
THAT’S WHERE I WANT TO WORK
An unknown suspect entered the victim’s unlocked business in the 19500 block of 144th Avenue NE and stole a bottle of alcohol from the employee break room. Happy hour was put on indefinite hold.
AN APPLE A DAY
A thief in the 18000 block of Garden Way NE had something other than his good health in mind when he waited until a store clerk was distracted by numerous other customers to snatch an Apple iPhone from its display perch. May a plague of worms descend upon that Apple burglar!