Police Beat - August 13, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

Easy Does It

A movie aficionado in the 15600 block of NE Woodinville-Duvall Road was apparently quite adamant about his/her Redbox selection, using a blunt force instrument on the touchpad instead of the delicate finger touch activating conductance sensing system, thus foiling the resulting electric field (which oscillates at 200-300 kHz) which would have resulted in the successful delivery of the intended DVD.

This person should be considered a menace to all sensing activators, including pedestrian and elevator buttons.

Unintended Recipients

A King County Sheriff’s Office deputy found two females helping themselves to the contents of a donation station in the 16500 block of 124th Avenue NE. This take-out fest came to an abrupt end when one suspect was identified as having a warrant for her arrest, and some suspected methamphetamine was found in her pocket. She was booked into jail for the warrant with drug charges pending.

Crush and Run

Police responded to the report of a drunk driver after a civilian followed him to a gas station near the intersection of 156th Avenue NE and Woodinville-Duvall Road and attempted to take his keys. Our vigilante was caught flat-footed as the car drove away at a high rate of speed, running over his foot as the getaway was made.

The Ultimate Kegger

Unknown suspect(s) cut the lock and stole 12 beer kegs from outside a business in the 14500 block of 148th Avenue NE.  Stay tuned for next week’s Police Beat report to see if there are any reports of wild, unruly Woodinville keggers going on.

Police Beat - August 6, 2012

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Signs of the Times

Everyone has an opinion when they see campaign signs: Some see them as a stellar display of freedom of speech, others as a blight on the landscape, while some see a distraction to good driving.

One fellow from the 17300 block of 133rd Avenue NE saw nothing but a potential gold mine as he harvested signs from all over the city, county and into Snohomish County for repurposing for his personal business.

Recycling?  Nope.

Larceny? Yep.

Dining Al Fresco

A police officer noticed a man lying in front of a store in the 13900 block of NE 175th Street among several pieces of trash from the trash can.

Store employees said he had been making his dining selections out of the trash can and would prefer that he take the smorgasbord elsewhere.  The man was trespassed and left the area.

Bon appétit!

Lying Low (but not low enough)

When one is driving around with drug paraphernalia and stolen property in the car, it’s always a good idea to keep a very low profile and not do anything which may draw attention to one’s self.

Two suspects in the 17300 block of 139th Avenue NE got the driving around part right, but when they decided to park illegally, all bets were out the window.

Police approached, the illicit goods were discovered and both subjects got a free ride to King County Jail.

Speed Demon

In another case of not flying quite low enough under the radar, police responded to a speeding complaint in the 15600 block of Woodinville-Duvall Road and found a woman, well, speeding.

When asked for her driver’s license, she came up empty-handed, since said license had been previously suspended. She was finger printed and released.

Police Beat - July 30, 2012

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Jumpin’ Jack Flash

A Jack Daniels fan with larceny on his mind made a quick dash out the emergency exit of a store in the 14000 block of NE Woodinville Duvall Road carting a case of his beloved beverage.  Alarm bells rang, but our hooch hauler hightailed it out of there in a clean getaway.

I’d Like to Report a Bad Drug Transaction

Police were called to the report of a disturbance in the 17100 block 131st Avenue NE and found a female who reported someone had stolen her money. Police found a cell phone belonging to the female which had recent text messages of drug transactions, which probably went a long way in explaining how that money was lost. There were no intelligence awards handed out to this gal on this day.

Lavatory Lounge Lizard

A man took the notion of a “rest” room quite literally, as he was found sleeping inside the potty at a park in the 17300 block of 131st Avenue NE.  This wasn’t the first time this fellow was caught lounging in the latrine, so police cited him for trespassing and sent him packing to his own litter box.

Passing the (Bad) Buck

A cunning counterfeiter passed a fake 20-dollar bill at a store in the 17600 block of Garden Way NE.  The bad bill buccaneer got away this time, but retailers are now on high alert for phony funds.

Police Beat - July 23, 2012

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Maximum Benefits

An employee at a retail establishment in the 13900 block of NE 178th Place took his employee discount to a whole new level when he granted himself a 100 percent rebate on food, clothes and other items over a period of time.  One has to wonder if there are also bite marks on the hand of the employer.  The Woodinville detective is investigating.

Kayak Caper

Unknown suspect(s) attempted to steal a kayak from a rack in the 14300 block of NE 145th Street by cutting through the D-ring of the kayak and its heavy cable.  This was a short trip to nowhere, as the kayak was left in place and the perpetrators paddled off to other places to pilfer personal possessions.

That Extinguished Look

Some people think that smoking a pipe will make them look more distinguished, but in the case of a man behind the theater in the 17600 block of Garden Way NE, the look was definitely pot chic.  He was cited and released.  It is unknown if Magic Mike had any amazing Spider Man adventures during his Brave but hallucinatory trip to the Ice Age.

Prime, Paint and Steal

A homeowner in the 18700 block of 143rd Court NE was taking advantage of the window of opportunity for exterior house painting conditions by having the job done professionally.  Apparently, they were professionals at more than one thing, as some time during the job, her credit cards and an external hard drive disappeared from inside the home.  Another window of opportunity opened for the thieves, as the cards were used shortly after the paint job was finished.  The window of opportunity for recovery of the hard drive has apparently been painted shut.

Police Beat - July 16, 2012

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Happy Feet

A shoe shopper in the 17900 block of Garden Way NE found that perfect pair of shoes that was just so awesome, she decided to put them on right then and there and wear them out the store.  The only problem was that they tap danced right past the cash register without paying. Yes, those shoes took them down a crooked path, away from all welcome mats.

Vintage Kleptomania

Speaking of welcome mats, one was officially pulled from a store in the 13000 block of NE 175th Street for a female well known for sticky fingers, when she attempted to shoplift some wine. How Merlot can you go?

License Plate Cemetery

The place where license plates go to die after they’ve been removed from stolen cars was discovered by a citizen in the 18200 block of 157th Avenue NE.  At least two different plates were found ditched in a ditch and were turned into police. It is unknown if the resurrected plates were reunited with their respective bumpers.

Hot Commodity

Something tells me that six months ago, people wouldn’t be stealing fans from locked vehicles, but the recent warm weather has placed these cooling appurtenances in high demand. A victim reported that a tower fan was stolen from his locked vehicle in the 17100 block of 131st Avenue NE. The balmy bandit left no clues behind.