A Woodinville resident reported a 4-foot concrete bench stolen from her property in front of her home in the 16000 block of NE 175th Street. The victim is purportedly installing a Kryptonite barrier to prevent future occurrences of this crime.
Feats of Strength and Thievery
In another incident which indicates a heavy week for crime, unknown suspect(s) stole a ¼-inch thick steel container, weighing about 1 ton from outside a business in the 18700 block of 141st Avenue NE. Barring anyone turning themselves in for this crime, we’ll have to wait for Festivus for a confession immediately following the Airing of Grievances.
The Color of Crime
A female suspect took colored markers from a store in the 13900 block of Mill Place NE without laying out any green, departing in a blue SUV and leaving store employees seeing red. Our black-hearted thief should no longer expect the gray welcome mat at this particular retail outlet.
The victim business in the 14100 block of NE 186th Street reported a white Ford truck with a 30 gallon tank on the back stealing fuel from company vehicles. When employees arrived to work, they observed the truck passing by with their purloined petroleum onboard, but were unable to identify the stealthy scrounger. This business has had fuel thefts in the past, but hopefully, this too shall pass.