Police Beat - March 26, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

Gonna fly now …

… flying high now ...  getting strong now …won’t be long now … punching soon now …window car now … Our Rocky wannabe decided he didn’t need to go the distance, and called the fight after one punch to a car window in the 13400 block of Little Bear Creek Road.Apollo Creed and the victim are both hoping there will be no need for a rematch.

You Want Fries With That?

A restaurant in the 14200 block of NE Woodinville Duvall Road unwittingly changed its venue to takeout only when thieves shattered the safety glass in the south door of the business to place their orders.  After damaging the alarm key pad, cash drawers and office door, the menu selection was limited to the bread on hand, as in cash. Needless to say, there were no tips left.

We’ll Leave the Light On For Ya …

… but please sleep someplace else!  A homeless transient was found sleeping rough in the Wilmot-Gateway Park. Woodinville police explained the intricacies of parks being for daytime and vertical enjoyment only and verbally trespassed him from the premises sans his continental breakfast and pillow mints.

Paper or Plastic?

A misguided conservationist in the 17300 block of 131st Avenue NE decided that reusable mesh shopping bags would leave the smallest carbon footprint on our fragile planet; However, when one tallies up the time, trouble, expense and resources used to replace the car passenger window broken out to obtain those bags, that footprint is looking decidedly big and sooty. Unfortunately, no actual footprints or clues were left behind.

Police Beat - March 19, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

High Priced Crime

Three trucks from a business in the 14500 block of NE Woodinville Way had 30 gallons of liquid gold siphoned from the tanks while parked overnight.  O.K., it was gas that was siphoned, but at these prices…

If You Can Read This …

… you are following too closely.  Bumper sticker reading may or may not have been on one driver’s mind, near NE 177th Place and NE 178th Place.  Before he could even find out what the lead car would brake for, there was a loud crunch. This driver definitely had more serious things on his mind after being cited for DUI. Rumor has it that the bumper sticker in question said, “Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.”

She’s Baaaaaaaack!

In what sounds like a repeat Police Beat report, an adult female with a face all too familiar to store security was detained at a retail establishment in the 17600 block of Garden Way NE after shoplifting. She did not pass GO, did not collect $200 and was booked into the Snohomish County jail.

A Perfect Day

An electronics aficionado had done his homework and decided upon the perfect computer tablet and cell phone to complement his collection. Even his day was perfectly planned out, as he had a ride waiting for him to bring him home after his acquisitions. The only imperfect part of this picture was that this establishment in the 18000 block of Garden Way NE is not a Grab-N-Go, especially if no effort is made to pay. The other imperfect part of the plan is that the whole thing was caught on surveillance video. A Woodinville detective is reviewing the tape. Here’s hoping that crook’s day goes really downhill.

Police Beat - March 12, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

Clean Getaway

A couple of trusting souls who had a tendency to leave their apartment door unlocked in the 15900 block of NE 191st Street pushed their luck one too many times:  A larcener with laundry on his mind shanghaied some soap powder along with some rings located just inside the door.  The lathered-up lifter left no other clues behind.

Even Cleaner Getaway

A fast food patron in the 17400 block of NE 175th Street was no match for a wily bike thief who waited until his mark was seated and dining to make a quick getaway with the victim’s mode of transportation. The victim gave chase but had to watch in frustration as the bike nabber and his Beloved disappeared into the sunset.

No, These Aren’t Giveaways

A business in the 19700 block of 144th Avenue NE was victimized by a car parts aficionado who treated the merchandise displayed outside like his personal smorgasbord. The menu that night included radiators and other appurtenances normally reserved for paying customers.  There were no clues or crumbs left behind.

But … Someone Took My Gym Bag

Like the proverbial pushover whose dog ate the homework, a victim in the 16100 block of 125th Place NE has a great excuse for not working out: His gym bag was taken from the unlocked vehicle parked in the driveway.  Looks like this worked out for the thief without even breaking a sweat.

Police Beat - March 5, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

Magnetic Poles

What is it about utility poles that is so downright irresistible to car bumpers?  In two separate incidents, one in the 15200 block of Woodinville-Duvall Road and the other at the 15500 block of NE 175th Street, the power of attraction could not be overcome, nor denied.

With the marriage of metal to wood consummated, it also appears that both drivers had engaged in a premature toast.

Both were cited for DUI and released.

Frequent Flying Filcher

Like a bad penny that keeps turning up, this ol’ gal who must have been dumber than a bag of hammers, returned to the scene of multiple previous shoplifting crimes in the 13900 block of NE 178th Place for yet more misdeeds.

She was called on the carpet and told she would be busted into the middle of next week lookin’ both ways for Sunday.

In other words, the Woodinville officer is investigating this incident for felony organized retail theft.

Chump Change

A pair of sophisticated safe crackers utilizing state-of-the-art drilling equipment, advanced safe-cracking technology and other finely-honed high-dollar crime skills, descended on a phone booth in the 14100 block of NE Woodinville-Duvall Road.

A coin was removed.

There will be no film at 11.

Going South for the Winter

It’s that time of year when some of us start thinking about what could have been, had we just gone south for the winter: A land where it wasn’t snowing at the end of February … where spring seems more than just a distant dream …

Apparently, a credit card from a victim in the 20200 block of 151st Avenue NE decided to make that last minute sunny dash to the warmer climes of Florida, charging supplies to be delivered there ahead of its arrival.

Alas, the bank brought this wayward card’s spree to an end, stopping all orders in their cold tracks.


Police Beat - February 27, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

Cleanup on Aisle Five

A cell phone opportunist felt like she had really cleaned up when she liberated a device which had inadvertently been left behind in a ladies room in the 17600 block of Garden Way NE.

She moved her celebration to a nearby grocery store and began racking up minutes on her purloined plan to share her good fortune with friends and family.  It was either pangs of guilt or pings of the cellular tracking device which led her to ditch her new accessory in aisle five.

There is even bonus footage of her phone folly courtesy of store security video — no Skype needed.  Theft charges are pending,

Coincidence?  Or Cunning?

A couple were dining in an establishment in the 18000 block of Garden Way NE when their evening took a most revolting turn: They returned to their vehicle to find that a window had been broken and the vehicle registration taken from the glove box.

Since the registration contains information such as the address where the vehicle is garaged, one can only speculate whether this particular burglar capitalized on that address and the fact that the car wasn’t currently garaged there.

Whether by chance or design, the result was the same: They returned to their home in Kirkland to find it had been burglarized.

When You Least Expect It…

…you’re elected; it’s your lucky day: Smile!

You’re on your apartment’s video security system at the entry gate.  Seriously, girlfriend, did you really think you could just crash through the gate without detection and drive off into the sunset without that permanent video record coming back to haunt you in the very near future?

Yup, didn’t think so ...

How About a Nice Hawaiian Punch?

Nothing says “fun wedding reception” like flying fists of fury.

The festivities at a hotel in the 14500 block of NE 145th Street went officially out of control when one of the partygoers assaulted a hotel employee, the employee was apparently more forgiving than others would have been, as he declined to assist in the prosecution of the partying pugilist.