Police Beat - May 14, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

Cat Fight!

A shopper outside of a pet-oriented retail establishment in the 17800 block of Garden Way NE must have been feeling those animal pheromones when she decided to jump on the back of another patron in the parking lot in front of the store.

Apparently, there was a disagreement over the ownership of a coveted feline which had been up for adoption at that facility.

Once the fur stopped flying, a charge of fourth degree assault was levied.  Hissssssss.

Snooki Would Not Approve

A victim got a call from VISA Fraud Prevention stating that her card had been used for a purchase at a Staples store in New Jersey.

The victim still has the VISA card in her possession, has never been to New Jersey and has never even watched Jersey Shore on TV.

The unauthorized use of her card was designated as a fraudulent purchase.  That was easy.

I’m The Sickest of Them All!

Sometimes, the waiting times at urgent care centers seem excessive at best.

Patients may end up sizing up the seriousness of other people’s illnesses and injuries compared to their own and take umbrage at the order in which the cases are triaged.

It’s truly best to keep those evaluations to yourself, because one sure-fire way of losing your place in line is to create a disturbance which requires police intervention.

Such a disturbance occurred at an urgent care center near the 16900 block of 140th Avenue NE.  Our combative client had the dubious honor of adding “bruised ego” to the list of medical complaints as they were escorted off the premises.

Car Crimes

There have been plenty of car prowls to report recently, but thieves have been upping their game this past week.

Not satisfied with absconding with the goodies contained therein, these pirates have been purloining the entire vehicle:

One victim returned from a theater in the 17600 block of Garden Way NE to find that their tan Nissan Sentra had gone missing sometime between 2100 and 2330.

Another victim discovered their brand new VW Passat stolen sometime during the night from in front of their home in the 13200 block of NE 145th Place.

There were no clues left behind.

Police Beat - May 7, 2012

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What?!  No Cell Phones?!

Neighbors called police after seeing a suspicious white Lexus parked near their home in the 15900 block of NE 191st Street. The two female occupants claimed they were lost (probable), had a broken GPS (believable) and no cell phones (inconceivable).  They left the area before police arrived and could verify their almost incomprehensible claim of having no cell phones.

Like a Bad Penny…

Nothing says, “How ya like me so far?” like burglarizing the two neighboring apartments next to your girlfriend’s unit.

Thoroughly unimpressed with his introductions, police were called in to trespass the subject from the apartment premises near the 17900 block of 142nd Avenue NE.

Convinced that he could make a better second impression, this bad boyfriend turned up again for an encore introduction.

He was booked into Snohomish County Jail.

The Tipping Point

A motorcycle rider either left his training wheels home or had a bit too much beverage of the non-kiddie kind when he was found tipping over in traffic in the 13900 block of NE 175th Street.

He was processed for DUI and released, but his bike (sans training wheels) was taken out of play.

Boys Just Wanna Have Fun

Boys will be boys, but one way to NOT impress your friends’ parents is by taking a baseball bat to their mailbox and post, even if it’s done in the spirit of pranks and hijinks.

The owner of the pulverized postal unit in the 19700 block of 166th Avenue NE admits he didn’t witness the vandalism, but was aware of his son’s friends’ penchant for this most curious of young male bonding rituals.

Police Beat - April 23, 2012

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He Can Clean Anything

A citizen from the 16500 block of Woodinville-Duvall Road called police after a solicitor came to his door attempting to sell cleaning products.  The suspect was described as approximately seven feet tall, muscular, tanned and bald, wearing white pants and a very tight-fitting white tee shirt.  He had piercing blue eyes, bushy white eyebrows and a gold loop earring in his left ear.

Police identified the solicitor who was selling the cleaner with proper credentials once he unfolded his arms.  Our salesman left  a sheen (but no wax buildup) behind.

First To File Wins the Prize

Filing your taxes on time is an onerous task unto itself, but at least there is a reward at the end of it all in the form of your refund check.  Maybe.

In a disturbing nationwide trend, it appears that the first person to file taxes under a social security number is the one who gets the reward, whether that SSN actually belongs to them, or not.

A Woodinville citizen in the 18100 block of 154th Avenue NE fell victim to this identity theft scam, losing out on her anticipated refund in excess of $5000.

Dumpsters, Drugs and Dysfunction

Police responded to the report of a male enjoying 40 winks in a dumpster in the 18000 block of Garden Way NE.

The first item on his busy agenda after that refreshing slumber was heading to a nearby restaurant for a breakfast of champions.  Not finding the jolt he was seeking from the java, he headed to the restroom for some pharmaceutical motivation.

The drugs and paraphernalia found by police were confiscated and the subject was booked into jail pending drug charges.

Car Prowl Redux

And this week’s report would not be complete without the (unfortunately) regular car break-ins: A victim in the 14100 block of Woodinville-Duvall Road reported her car window broken out and her purse and lunch bag stolen while at yoga.

Another victim in the 17600 block of Garden Way NE had her car window broken out and her laptop, purse and backpack stolen.

If you plan to leave anything valuable in your car, please be sure to give it a warm hug and kiss and tell it that you love it as you depart.

Police Beat - April 16, 2012

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Car Prowlers, Mail Thieves and Vandals, Oh My!

The sunshine seems to be bringing the scoundrels out from under their rocks.  Check out these deals:

We have a car window in the 18600 block of Woodinville-Snohomish Road being broken out with a laptop lifted, a car window in the 17600 block of Garden Way NE being broken out with nothing being lifted and two vehicles parked in the secure garage of their complex in the 14100 block of NE 183rd prowled with medication and a registration taken.

But wait, there’s more: We also have theft of checks in the mail from the 14600 block of 128th Ave NE and the 17300 block of 135th Ave NE.

Our deals don’t stop there. Two incidents of vandalism were reported after victims found gang graffiti sprayed on the side of their homes in the NE 160th/124th Avenue NE area.

Would the offending miscreants please return to your rocks?

Busy Burglars

Spring is in the air and it isn’t just the bees that are busy.  Three separate businesses were burgled in the area:

In the 17800 block of 134th Avenue NE, unknown suspect(s) pried the front door of the business and stole four televisions from inside.

A business in the 12800 block of NE 178th Street reported a storage container had the lock cut off and several welding tools and equipment stolen from inside.

And finally, unknown suspects pried open the door of the business in the 19500 block of NE 144th to gain entry and stole two computers from the office.

Sounds like a sting operation is in order.

Welcome to Someone Else’s

A victim in the 13300 block of NE 171st Street discovered two items in her shopping cart which she had not selected.  They had been charged to her debit card, but delivered to an incognito address.

It is unknown if the fraudster took advantage of the free two-day shipping offer or daily deal. This transaction got zero out of five stars.

No Happy Ending for This Happy Meal

A crook made fast work of a wallet left behind on the table of a fast food restaurant in the 17500 block of 140th Avenue NE.  It appears that honesty was not being served up with those fries on that particular day. We’re not lovin’ it.

Police Beat - April 9, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

Fume Shopping

A shopper in the 18000 block of Garden Way NE must have had a severe case of dusty nostrils, as he apparently decided to sample several brands of dust remover via insufflate inspection before deciding on his purchase.

It appears that he became overwhelmed by his choices, as he was found swooning in the restroom immediately following his effluvial analysis. He was medically cleared by fire department personnel before being arrested, fingerprinted and released.

When Calls Should Be Dropped

While it’s never a good idea to chat on your cell phone while driving, it’s an even worse undertaking if you happen to have an outstanding criminal warrant at the time.  Washington state’s primary offense law caught up with our chatty driver in a big way when a Woodinville officer, who was patrolling for possible burglaries near NE 175th Street and 164th Avenue NE, spotted the cell phone infraction and made a traffic stop.

That conversation cost the driver far more than the standard $124 ticket, and ended when he was arrested and booked into jail.

How About That Window Seat?

The hostess may tell you that it will only be a few minutes, and that window table is a lock, but this yahoo at a restaurant in the 13700 block of NE 174th Street decided to steal that magic seating I-pad at the hostess podium and dictate his own destiny. It is unknown if that primo spot was secured for that evening’s dining, but Karma shall certainly place him near the kitchen door for all future dining forays.

Yeah, But HE Started It …

Two adult children were not playing nicely with their cars in the 15600 block of NE 124th Street. When neither driver was able to extract an apology from the other, they both accused each other of following the other one home and making naughty hand gestures.

Sometimes, kids just need to take their toys and go home.