Police Beat - February 27, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

Cleanup on Aisle Five

A cell phone opportunist felt like she had really cleaned up when she liberated a device which had inadvertently been left behind in a ladies room in the 17600 block of Garden Way NE.

She moved her celebration to a nearby grocery store and began racking up minutes on her purloined plan to share her good fortune with friends and family.  It was either pangs of guilt or pings of the cellular tracking device which led her to ditch her new accessory in aisle five.

There is even bonus footage of her phone folly courtesy of store security video — no Skype needed.  Theft charges are pending,

Coincidence?  Or Cunning?

A couple were dining in an establishment in the 18000 block of Garden Way NE when their evening took a most revolting turn: They returned to their vehicle to find that a window had been broken and the vehicle registration taken from the glove box.

Since the registration contains information such as the address where the vehicle is garaged, one can only speculate whether this particular burglar capitalized on that address and the fact that the car wasn’t currently garaged there.

Whether by chance or design, the result was the same: They returned to their home in Kirkland to find it had been burglarized.

When You Least Expect It…

…you’re elected; it’s your lucky day: Smile!

You’re on your apartment’s video security system at the entry gate.  Seriously, girlfriend, did you really think you could just crash through the gate without detection and drive off into the sunset without that permanent video record coming back to haunt you in the very near future?

Yup, didn’t think so ...

How About a Nice Hawaiian Punch?

Nothing says “fun wedding reception” like flying fists of fury.

The festivities at a hotel in the 14500 block of NE 145th Street went officially out of control when one of the partygoers assaulted a hotel employee, the employee was apparently more forgiving than others would have been, as he declined to assist in the prosecution of the partying pugilist.

Police Beat - February 20, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

Caught Him ‘Cause We Could

In an update to last week’s “Catch Me If You Can” crime, our thief with the penchant for hot DVD players was caught cutting tags from electronic merchandise at a store in the 13900 block of NE 178th Place.

After a short foot pursuit, the long arm of the law nabbed the nefarious bandit.

Stolen merchandise was recovered, including the aforementioned DVD player which was purloined last week.

The suspect was booked into the Snohomish County Jail for theft.

Let There Be Ligh

In what appears to be a serious case of kleptolumia, a hotel in the 14500 block of NE 145th Street reports an ongoing theft of landscaping lights from the premises over the past five months.

The thief or thieves apparently see the light, think it is good, then decide to divide the light from the darkness to fill the void and provide form to their own premises. (Genesis 1:2-4)  Here’s hoping that they will soon decide to “let lux sit” in its original location.

Never Buy More Than You Can Schlep

A familiar face in the circle of shoplifters took this adage to heart during an outing to a retail outlet in the 13900 block of NE 178th Place.

In order to ensure a well-contained getaway, she selected a purse to schlep her ill-gotten goods, which also allowed one free hand for some tasty swigs out of a wine bottle.

After a positive ID from the store video, police caught up with her nearby, where she was arrested and cited for theft.

The purse full of stolen items was found at a nearby park.

Do You Feel Lucky, Punk?

You never know who you might run into when using the men’s room, so one patron was taking no chances at a business in the 13900 block of NE 178th Place, and brought his handgun with him.

At some point during the restroom visit, he decided he needed at least one hand free, so hung the gun on the conveniently located gun hook on the stall door.

The business completed must have been so satisfying as to completely obliterate the memory of the stowed self-protection device.

Store employees retrieved the hardware and turned it over to police.

Police Beat - February 13, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

If I Had a Hammer …

I’d hammer out a car window… Our progressive movement protagonist wasn’t exactly hammering out love between his brothers and sisters when he played out a most decidedly unpopular version of that 60’s song on a car window in the 19500 block of 144th Avenue NE.  When he had finished hammering out danger, warning, and the window, he continued on his journey all over the land, taking his bell and song with him and leaving the hammer behind.

Youth is Wasted on the Young

Speaking of hammer(ed), a snockered youth with more refreshments on his mind made off with a bottle of wine from a convenience store in the 13000 block of NE 175th Street.

The wobbly wreck was found outside attempting to hail transportation to his next disorderly destination, as he appeared too tipsy to toddle on his own.  Before he could make peace with the floor, officers gave him that much-needed ride to a detox facility.  He was arrested as a minor in possession of alcohol and for theft.

Some Like It Hot

A would-be customer at a store in the 13900 block of NE 178th Place took the concept of “Movies to Go” to a whole new level when he was observed concealing a portable DVD player under his shirt and leaving the store without paying for it.

Instant replay on the store’s security video confirmed the crime and an area check was made for the suspect with negative results. His “Catch Me If You Can” caper appeared to work out for him this time.

Easy Pickins’

Oh, come on, folks!  At least make them work for it!  A purse was lifted from an unlocked vehicle in the 13300 block of NE 171st Street while an unlocked bicycle was stolen from in front of a business in the 13900 block of Mill Place NE.  “Lock it or lose it” was learned the hard way here.

Police Beat - February 6, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

Snow Bored

Apparently burnt out with normal snow-related activities like sledding and snowball fights, a couple of frosty crime figures took their flaky antics to a school in the 16500 block of NE 195th street. After driving onto the snow-covered lawn and leaving bad impressions of the furrowed kind, our chilly mischief makers decided to take their high jinks to the next level by stacking picnic tables to gain access to the roof, damaging roofing tiles in the process.

Please consider building a snowman next time …on your own property.

What Happens in Vegas

… apparently really stays in Vegas.  One fellow seemed to be pushing his luck when a Woodinville officer found him drinking an alcoholic beverage behind a mini-mart in the 13900 block of /ne 175th Street. A check of his name showed that he had a felony warrant out of Nevada, but our gambler had an ace up his sleeve: as it turns out, he could not be extradited.  He was cited for the liquor violation and released.

When Track Meets Go Bad

Woodinville officers  have been on special alert for car prowling incidents, so when they came upon two suspects attempting to jump the cyclone fence at a gym in the 18400 block of 140th Avenue, NE, our track star wannabees had some ’splainin’ to do.  After obtaining permission to search the suspect, the officer found some not-so-performance-enhancing drugs including aromatic green, leafy substances and other nefarious paraphernalia, along with an outstanding warrant. No high jump records were set that day, and the suspect with the outstanding warrant was booked into KCJ for that and for pending felony drug charges.

100% Off

January clearance sales attracted many shoppers to stores near the 13800 block of NE 178th Place.  Unfortunately, at least two would-be shoppers went looking for the deepest discounts of the five-fingered kind. One of the purloining patrons underwent the routine detention, fingerprinting and release pending theft charges. The other clepto-consumer apparently became overwhelmed by her newfound status as a targeted guest, and was taken to a hospital, pending theft charges.

Police Beat - January 30, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

Even Steven?

A vehicle that had been reported stolen in Bellevue was found on the property of a business in the 19600 block of 144th Ave NE with ignition damage and a missing stereo.

When police arrived to investigate the recovery, the business reported one of their trucks had been stolen from the lot as well.

The entropy of the universe didn’t exactly balance out with this transaction.

2 For 1

Car prowlers apparently didn’t read last week’s Police Beat, which forbade any further activity of that sort.

The 14500 block of NE 145th Street proved to be lucrative larceny land this past week. One plunderer apparently made it a 2-for by hitting two separate vehicles and liberating a laptop, GPS unit and various other highly pilferable items.

Final warning you pirates: Knock it off!

All Deliveries in Rear

Altar wine is normally supposed to be delivered out back, but one wayward deliveryman pitched a bottle through the window of a church in the 17100 block of 140th Ave NE.  Sounds like some deliverance is in order in more ways than one.

There’s Snow Good Way to Cover Your Tracks

A Woodinville officer patrolling the shopping center saw a suspicious male who appeared to be prowling around a parked van.

When the suspect saw the officer, he took off running.

The officer followed the footprints in the snow to a residence where the suspect lives; however, his mother would not allow the officer to speak with him.

Mom said Junior had not misbehaved, so with no evidence to the contrary, Junior was free to play in the snow.