April 27: An officer assisting with traffic control at a very well marked Woodinville construction site was engaged in conversation with other officers during a lull in traffic when she noticed a vehicle hurtling toward them at a speed unfit for an area where construction is ongoing. It was clear as the driver proceeded that he had no intention of stopping. The officer yelled and waved her arms to make the hazards more obvious to Mr. Oblivious. He braked hard as workers at the site fled for safety. The officer promptly approached the driver and found him enjoying a nicotine fix. She asked if he had been drinking — as there were a number of signs to indicate alcohol was at issue, such as an unopened frothy beverage in the center console — but received no response.She asked how he had missed all the indications of the construction site.
"All I saw was the ‘slow’ sign," he answered.
The officer expressed a state of incredulity, but this did not alter the driver’s perception. Another officer arrived on scene to deal with the driver.The driver told this officer that he had a couple of drinks and admitted that perhaps they had affected him a touch.He refused to do voluntary field sobriety tests; he was arrested. Upon being seated in the patrol car, the man requested an opportunity to relieve himself but was told by the arresting officer that he’d have to wait a wee bit until they arrived at the precinct office.
A breath sample taken later revealed the driver to be kinda sorta really completely over the legal limit. Related charges soon to come!
May 3: A report of vandalism drew an officer to a Woodinville bar where the victim had been providing his vocal services.
Earlier in the evening, the singer was confronted by a former love interest and an argument ensued before the aggrieved woman took her leave. Nearly an hour later, the singer went to his vehicle to find it had been keyed. His current love interest reported that her keys and wallet were missing from her jacket, which she had left unattended. The missing keys were later discovered near the singer’s car, but the woman’s wallet was nowhere to be found. The man immediately concluded that his former flame was in the wrong. The officer attempted to telephone her, without success. (Police in a nearby town visited the flame’s home, but no one answered.)
Photos of the singer’s vehicle were taken and a case opened related to the stolen wallet.