Caught Him ‘Cause We Could
In an update to last week’s “Catch Me If You Can” crime, our thief with the penchant for hot DVD players was caught cutting tags from electronic merchandise at a store in the 13900 block of NE 178th Place.
After a short foot pursuit, the long arm of the law nabbed the nefarious bandit.
Stolen merchandise was recovered, including the aforementioned DVD player which was purloined last week.
The suspect was booked into the Snohomish County Jail for theft.
Let There Be Light
In what appears to be a serious case of kleptolumia, a hotel in the 14500 block of NE 145th Street reports an ongoing theft of landscaping lights from the premises over the past five months.
The thief or thieves apparently see the light, think it is good, then decide to divide the light from the darkness to fill the void and provide form to their own premises. (Genesis 1:2-4) Here’s hoping that they will soon decide to “let lux sit” in its original location.
Never Buy More Than You Can Schlep
A familiar face in the circle of shoplifters took this adage to heart during an outing to a retail outlet in the 13900 block of NE 178th Place.
In order to ensure a well-contained getaway, she selected a purse to schlep her ill-gotten goods, which also allowed one free hand for some tasty swigs out of a wine bottle.
After a positive ID from the store video, police caught up with her nearby, where she was arrested and cited for theft.
The purse full of stolen items was found at a nearby park.
Do You Feel Lucky, Punk?
You never know who you might run into when using the men’s room, so one patron was taking no chances at a business in the 13900 block of NE 178th Place, and brought his handgun with him.
At some point during the restroom visit, he decided he needed at least one hand free, so hung the gun on the conveniently located gun hook on the stall door.
The business completed must have been so satisfying as to completely obliterate the memory of the stowed self-protection device.
Store employees retrieved the hardware and turned it over to police.