High Priced Crime
Three trucks from a business in the 14500 block of NE Woodinville Way had 30 gallons of liquid gold siphoned from the tanks while parked overnight. O.K., it was gas that was siphoned, but at these prices…
If You Can Read This …
… you are following too closely. Bumper sticker reading may or may not have been on one driver’s mind, near NE 177th Place and NE 178th Place. Before he could even find out what the lead car would brake for, there was a loud crunch. This driver definitely had more serious things on his mind after being cited for DUI. Rumor has it that the bumper sticker in question said, “Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.”
In what sounds like a repeat Police Beat report, an adult female with a face all too familiar to store security was detained at a retail establishment in the 17600 block of Garden Way NE after shoplifting. She did not pass GO, did not collect $200 and was booked into the Snohomish County jail.
A Perfect Day
An electronics aficionado had done his homework and decided upon the perfect computer tablet and cell phone to complement his collection. Even his day was perfectly planned out, as he had a ride waiting for him to bring him home after his acquisitions. The only imperfect part of this picture was that this establishment in the 18000 block of Garden Way NE is not a Grab-N-Go, especially if no effort is made to pay. The other imperfect part of the plan is that the whole thing was caught on surveillance video. A Woodinville detective is reviewing the tape. Here’s hoping that crook’s day goes really downhill.