Gonna fly now …
… flying high now ... getting strong now …won’t be long now … punching soon now …window car now … Our Rocky wannabe decided he didn’t need to go the distance, and called the fight after one punch to a car window in the 13400 block of Little Bear Creek Road.Apollo Creed and the victim are both hoping there will be no need for a rematch.
You Want Fries With That?
A restaurant in the 14200 block of NE Woodinville Duvall Road unwittingly changed its venue to takeout only when thieves shattered the safety glass in the south door of the business to place their orders. After damaging the alarm key pad, cash drawers and office door, the menu selection was limited to the bread on hand, as in cash. Needless to say, there were no tips left.
We’ll Leave the Light On For Ya …
… but please sleep someplace else! A homeless transient was found sleeping rough in the Wilmot-Gateway Park. Woodinville police explained the intricacies of parks being for daytime and vertical enjoyment only and verbally trespassed him from the premises sans his continental breakfast and pillow mints.
Paper or Plastic?
A misguided conservationist in the 17300 block of 131st Avenue NE decided that reusable mesh shopping bags would leave the smallest carbon footprint on our fragile planet; However, when one tallies up the time, trouble, expense and resources used to replace the car passenger window broken out to obtain those bags, that footprint is looking decidedly big and sooty. Unfortunately, no actual footprints or clues were left behind.