Business owners in the 13300 block of NE 175th called police to report a panhandler drinking beer and approaching females with some moves like Jagger in the parking lot. The panhandler was identified and asked to take those moves along with his failure to impress elsewhere.
Sometimes, you actually need to BE Jagger to get away with that sort of thing.
How Low Can You Go?
There’s a special place reserved in you-know-where for those who steal from churches. Unknown bottom feeders cut the lock off the garden shed behind a church in the 18900 block of 168th Avenue NE and stole two five-gallon cans of gasoline and the weed eater. No matter how bad the need for whacking those weeds, this crime remains unforgiven.
That’s What You Get for
Yelling in the Park
Citizens called police to report an intoxicated homeless man yelling at people within a park in the 17400 block of 131st Avenue NE. Police contacted him, made him pour out his alcohol and trespassed him from the park. Never cry over spilled beer.
Girl Gone Wild
A business owner confronted a female suspect running from the 19500 block of 144th Avenue NE with tools in her hand and called police, since there is nothing more suspicious than a woman wielding tools. The tools appeared to be stolen from a neighboring business out of an unlocked tool box. The handywoman wannabe was not found.