A penalty was called in the 17400 block of 131st Avenue NE when a woman returned to her parking spot after an event at the sports field to find that the hidden ball trick had been extended to her car. There was no broken glass or yellow flags thrown to indicate a forced entry for this missing car mystery.
To See or Not to See
That is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to offer a plethora of hip eyewear to try on in the 13800 block of NE 175th Street to envision oneself as being of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, that scoundrel who would cause heartache and a thousand natural shocks by absconding with said eyewear with no payment. Aye, there’s the rub. Abscond they did, leaving the eyeglass frame purveyors to sleep, perchance to dream of honest customers.
To Hades and Beyond!
A nicely dressed male suspect stole two hand baskets full of groceries from a store in the 14100 block of NE Woodinville-Duvall Road by running out through the emergency door. We know where he’s going in those hand baskets …
Do Criminals Drink in the Woods?
Police were called to a report of suspicious activity in the 14100 block of NE 183rd Street and found two subjects in the woods drinking. One was arrested on his outstanding warrants and booked into jail, and the other trespassed from the property. This question, along with other pressing questions, such as the religion of the Pope, was answered indisputably.