Police Beat - December 10, 2012

  • Written by Compiled by Maggie Inahara from City of Woodinville Police Reports

Little Drugger Boy

Come, they told police

Pa, rum, pa, pum, pum

Suspicious activity

Pa, rum, pa, pum, pum

They went immediately

Pa, rum, pa, pum, pum

To the 17400 block of 131st Ave NE

Pa, rum, pa, pum, pum

Rum, pa, pum, pum, rum, pa, pum, pum

Police did not find any frankincense or myrrh, but found other suspicious substances in the possession of our merry mischief makers.  The vehicle was towed until a search warrant was obtained, and as a result of the search warrant, additional narcotics and suspected stolen finest gifts were seized.  The suspects were arrested, and will have their chance to play their drums for the judge.

Dashing Through the Parking Lot …

… without his one horse open sleigh.  Over the hill he tried to go with the loss prevention officer following  all the way.  The next sound the suspect heard after being led away from the 17600 block of Garden Way NE was the jingling of the jail cell door closing behind him, due to an outstanding warrant.  Ho ho ho!

’Tis the season …

… for high tech thievery. Unknown suspect(s) shattered the rear window of a victim’s Lexus SUV in the 14800 block of NE 145th Street and stole a laptop computer, an iPOD and iPAD from the back seat.

A burglar in the 13200 block of NE 186th Street entered the residence by unknown means and removed three cameras and a Kindle Fire, then decided to make their way to the top of the naughty list with the additional theft of jewelry.

Looks like someone’s getting a low tech lump of coal for Christmas.

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Larceny …

… everywhere you go. Well, at least at the 17900 block of Garden Way NE, where two subjects removed three pairs of shoes from the store without paying. The suspects were observed with their hopalong boots in tow, driving away from the scene in a beige sedan. All five and 10 stores (especially the ones glistening once again) should be on alert and keep a special watch on those dolls that will talk and will go for a walk.

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