ROLL OUT THE BARRELS
A business in the 18000 block of Garden Way NE most definitely did not have the blues on the run when they discovered that 11 empty kegs had been stolen from the storage area behind the business. This writer remembers a similar incident just over a year ago where the victim pointed out in a letter to the editor that kegs cannot be sold for cash, since it’s illegal for metal recycling companies to buy them. Would-be keg nabbers take note: Play the polka instead.
SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS
And here’s another installment from The World’s Dumbest Criminals: A thief in the 17800 block of 130th Avenue NE wasn’t exactly putting his/her best face forward while they were stealing the very camera that was filming the act. Officers were given the surveillance video, which must contain some pretty interesting close-ups.
WHUMP WHUMP DRUNK
Officers responded to a DUI in the 13900 block of NE 175th Street, where witnesses reported a subject had been driving on two blown out tires and was passed out behind the wheel of a car. Officers found the driver, and one more thing was blown (as in breathalyzer). He was arrested for DUI and later released pending charges. Since the vehicle was in no shape to travel, it was impounded.
I WANT IPAD
A technology thief on a mission in the 13900 block of NE 178th Place smashed an iPad case with a hammer and grabbed 5 iPad minis.
He then exited the store through the nearby fire escape door. The suspect was picked up by two accomplices in a truck at the back of the store. Video surveillance of the incident was collected and the Woodinville detective is investigating.